Mr.Bethune, why didn't you ・・・・？

Mr. Pete Bethune,  why didn't you crash your jet ski on a bow of the Japanese whaler as you had done Kamikaze with your Ady Gil?
You won't be able to present a demand for $30,000 to the captain of the Japanese vessel to replace the jet ski.

Sorry, you can do anything alive no longer if you crash the jet ski.

In Japan，we have a word “ATARIYA” which means a criminal who deliberatedly gets knocked down by a car for the purpose of extortion.
And “ATARIYA” may sometimes lose his life by his failure.

Mr. Pete Bethune, have good years as a prisoner in Japan on charges of ‘ATARIYA’ and ‘break-in’!

－なんてことを 言ってみたいこの頃です。
拙い英語で通じる？